There's two fellas to make pretend as - Mors, from yon Night's Watch, and Alester, a Red Priest come back from flippin' exile. She said I were too mardy for t'be loved by millions. Who would have thunk that an ordinary lad from Yorkshire would become the King of the Rings and the Warrior Lord of Westeros? Not me mam. News comes via Sean Bean, who just lobbed a brick through my window with this note attached. This is the RPG Of Thrones, not the duff strategy one.
